Well there's a first time for everything, today's the day to share a joke my daughter sent me recently.

When I was going over some old e-mails and organizing my writing projects this morning this little joke seemed to jump up at me, as if it wanted to come to MindSay for a visit...and so, someone here might be needing a little laugh or a little reminder to be sure to clarify your communications.

Hope it adds a giggle to your day!

BAPTIZING A DRUNK

A man is stumbling through the woods totally drunk when he comes upon a

preacher baptizing people in the river. He proceeds to walk into the water

and subsequently bumps into the preacher.

The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of alcohol,

whereupon he asks the drunk, "Are you ready to find Jesus?"

The drunk answers, "Yes, I am."

So the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the water. He pulls him up and

asks the drunk, "Brother, have you found Jesus?"

The drunk replies "No, I haven't found Jesus."

The preacher, shocked at the answer, dunks him into the water again for a

little longer this time. He again pulls him out of the water and asks again,

"Have you found Jesus, my brother?"

The drunk again answers, "No, I haven't found Jesus.

"By this time the preacher is at his wits end and dunks the drunk in the water

again---but this time holds him down for about 30 seconds and when he

begins kicking his arms and legs he pulls him up. The preacher again asks

the drunk, "For the loveof God, have you found Jesus?"

The drunk wipes his eyes and catches his breath and says to the preacher,

"Are you sure this is where he fell in?"

t hee!, later!   May your day be an enchanted one!